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我對這種搞雙關的文章有莫名的喜愛~~
有人看過終棘警探吧？
這有第二篇，是和Doctor Who cossover。

Title: Now That's a Cock, Hey-o!
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Rating: PG for really bad dirty puns PG-13, I guess, actually, 'cause I forgot about the swearing
Pairing: Like in the film
Summary: "Hey, Chief! Nice cock!"
Author: koshiroryuu
Author's Notes: Unbetaed, no editing, just wrote it today, etc. Also, it's quite short, less than 600 words. SO SORRY, ANTI-FICLET PEOPLE, YOU ARE FOILED AGAIN. Aww, so sad.
ETA: Sequel OMG!
Disclaimer: Hot Fuzz and the cocks contained therein are all the property of other people entirely who are not me. I don't have a cock at all. :(
網址：http://www.journalfen.net/users/koshiroryuu/6086.html
作者授權：That would be awesome! I wouldn't mind at all! :D
Posted on Jul. 18th, 2008 01:29 pm (UTC)

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這一篇文章最好是看過35集才比較好懂。
內文包含暴力、粗口、強制性行為，偉德還是在上面那一個。
不過我覺得這篇很棒。
這篇作者匿名欸，我還以為要不到授權。
密碼和之前的一樣。

Title: Divorce can be Tricky
Fandom: Marvel
Characters: Cable & Deadpool
Rating: NC-17 for the triumvirate of sex, violence, and cursing.
Word Count: about 1,700
Disclaimer: Marvel pwns us all. And Cable and Deadpool.
Notes: This is what REALLY happened after Nate went into the bar in Issue #35.
作者授權：匿名者 2008-07-18 11:09 am
Thanks! And sure. ...Is there a Chinese Cable & Deadpool group? Where would you post it? Anyway, I don't mind.
網址：http://community.livejournal.com/cabledeadpool/30524.html#cutid1

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文章名: I’ll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours (3/3)
分級: NC-17 for teh pr0n
字數: 2107
警告: Pr0n, obviously. And yes, Nate is wearing ‘normal’ clothes. Fff, wardrobe consistency be damned. Also, one use of m*****f**king.
作者授權：gestalt1 2008-07-13 04:53 am  Sure, go ahead. ;D
網址：http://community.livejournal.com/cabledeadpool/27170.html
因為是 NC-17所以鎖了起來，密碼是Deadpool的名字(四個字)
It's  NC-17,so I have to lock it up .password is Deadpool's name (four letters).

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...如果你讓我看你的 (2/3)
Title: ...If You Show Me Yours (2/3)
Rating: NC-17 overall, this part PG-13. Next part will be NC-17 pr0n.
Word Count: 3069
Warnings: Comic book knowledge may not be entirely accurate. Marvel is complicated, and I don’t know enough about it. I’ll just ignore continuity, and hence any glaring errors are AU. Plus Nate is so much harder to write than Deadpool. DX DX.
網址：http://community.livejournal.com/cabledeadpool/25667.html#cutid1
作者授權：gestalt1 2008-07-13 04:53 am  Sure, go ahead. ;D

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Title: I’ll Show You Mine... (1/2?)
Rating: R or NC-17, not sure...
Word Count: 2350 so far
Writer:gesteralt1
網址:http://community.livejournal.com/cabledeadpool/25253.html#cutid1 
作者授權：gestalt1 2008-07-13 04:53 am  Sure, go ahead. ;D

因為是 NC-17所以鎖了起來，密碼是Deadpool的名字(四個字)
It's  NC-17,so I have to lock it up .password is Deadpool's name (four letters).

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Title:媽咪問題(Mummy Issues)
Characters/Pairings: Cable/Deadpool
Words: 400
Rating: PG
Challenge: #23, Cable and Deadpool
Author’s Notes: Written for marvel_100 for special rewind challenge.
Writer: kirke_novak
網址: http://kirke-novak.livejournal.com/238852.html
作者授權：From: kirke_novak Date: July 17th, 2008 12:10 am
Mind? That would be a real honor! No one ever thought my stuff is good enough to be translated. Thank you very much! XD

 

 

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翻這一篇是因為他們的互罵很好笑。這一篇大概要看到C&D第40集才比較好懂。
之前的內容大概Deadpool和Cable分手，Cable和他的舊情人復合，Deadpool加入Agency X， Cable的聖殿被外星人攻擊，Deadpool考慮要不要去幫忙。
說到Agent X，之前威爾森死掉的時候他被誤認是Deadpool，因為他有和Deadpool一樣的幽默感。結果發現他只是參雜了威爾森和另外兩人特質(黑天鵝和Nijo)的屍體。
他在C&D38集時，被基因改造，吃成了胖子。
Title: A Goat and a Countryman
Author:halfnorn
Characters: 偉德威爾森(Wade Wilson,Deadpool),艾力克斯海頓(Alex Hayden,Agent X).
Rating: That thing where you say 'fuck' in there somewhere but not much else.
Series: Technically a prequel to something I've almost but not quite finished writing yet. But don't think too much of it.
原文網址:http://community.livejournal.com/cabledeadpool/8796.html
授權：halfnorn 2008-06-25 03:43 pm UTC Go right ahead! :) Thank you!

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因為我最近對cable&deadpool很感興趣...所以就忍不住翻了。這篇文只有對話而已。我覺得它還挺好笑的，如果懂得笑點的話。
 Title: Shut Up!
Author:shananagin
Fandom: Cable and Deadpool
Characters: Nate/Wade Word Count: 1100
Rating: NC-17
Summary: An piece done only in dialogue. Nate and Wade have sex. Yeah, that's it.
原文網址:http://shananagin.livejournal.com/61696.html
授權：shananagin 2008-06-18 02:19 pm UTC
I'd be flattered! I'm glad you like my stuff so much. Just credit me and send me a link. I may not be able to read it, but I'll still think it's pretty cool.



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