亂世浮生

我承認我不愛計畫...倒是愛到當地再拿旅遊手冊...........
我也承認這次OKINAWA行我很懶散愛睡又健忘...............................
看到自己牧羊人基因跟猶太基因的麼高挺爽的啊~~
大家也去玩玩這測驗啊~~

一篇在美國矽谷盛傳的笑話

[很懶惰...所以中英文都貼上去了...]

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I had two bad days.
           First, I was asked out of bus because I was eatting ice cream. The bus driver said that don't you know that do not eat or drink on bus?? Well, I finally got off the bus, but....I paid.....
          Second, it should be my day off today, but it was canceled because our store is going to open recently, so I went to work today, and a terrible thing happened!!! I turned on my computer, but it broke suddenly!!! IT colleagues seemed not to fix it, so I asked one of IT colleagues if my hard drive is okay or not, and he told me it's not broken, so I picked it out of my computer by myself and IT colleaguse put it into another computer which my hard drive can be used. Finally, I started working....
         Third, I had a dinner with my friend in Burger King. A psycho sat nearby us, and he was eatting his burger with smile, but he suddenly shout a tutor and asked the tutor be quiet, so the tutor told the psycho why shouldn't him be quiet? Then the crazy guy went to downstairs and said that you muct go downstairs within 30 minutes! Duel!! Well....polices came to here and took him away.................
        Last, I called my friend to have a dinner after I was off. When I was waiting for him, he got a car accident in front of me. He seems fine fortunately, but the girl who hit my friend fell down, so we asked her if she is ok or not, and she told me she has to work but her jeans was ripped. What a dilemma~ However, she asked my friend to pay her damages of NT$3000 for her jeans.....

What a crappy life~~~~

－－怎麼稱呼？
小黑
(另外還有死小黑, 死白目, 蝦蝦 等外號....)

－－職業？
行屍走肉助理秘書一枚。

－－今天早飯吃了什麼？請具體描述。
吃了稀飯+剩菜........

－－昨天晚飯吃了什麼？請具體描述。
三片香菇.....鮭魚味增豆腐湯.....因為很晚才回去..沒吃啥

－－如果一天時間你必須和傳給你的人約會，會怎樣進行？
出去玩

－－傳給你的人用顏色來比喻的話會是什麼顏色?
黑色+粉紅

－－自己呢?
黑+灰+黃色


－－用物品比喻的話自己是什麼？
魚乾算嗎???


－－最喜歡自己的部分
幫媽媽翻譯英文


－－最討厭自己的部分
翻不出來...英文退步又不長進........


－－請解析一下你身體的食物構成
水+咖啡因+牛奶+各種食物+剩菜剩飯


－－推薦一下最喜歡的零食，並說出它的特點
洋芋片 啊就好吃啊........


－－半年內開銷最大的三件事
去新加坡玩+愛迪達外套兩件+藍哥牛仔褲


－－每個月的錢都用到哪裡去了？
存起來+阿母+自己花


－－包內必需常帶的物品是？
錢包 鑰匙 MP3  [不太愛帶手機....]


－－皮夾裡一般放哪些東西？
icash  錢 


－－對自己來說最奢侈的事是？
出國玩  [女人嘛~ 要懂得寵愛自己~~]


－－四個字概括自己
行屍走肉


－－四個字概括喜歡的類型
阿密陀佛


－－說出接下來要傳遞的6個人
[可以到我這就金盆洗手嗎?]
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.


－－請用四個字概括第一個人
BBB


－－請用動物來形容第二個人
BBBB


－－請用非常用形容詞形容第三個人
BBBBB


－－請用顏色來形容第四個人
BBBBBB


－－請對第五個人說句肉麻的話
BBBBBBB


－－請給第六個人留言
BBBBBBBB


－－最近一次流淚是什麼時候
忘了....都哭不出來...........


－－最近為了什麼發怒
被抓住當電燈泡....


－－最近熱衷的事是
看美國影集~


－－最近的煩惱
老母說我胖的不成人形.........


－－最幸福的時候
一個人去慢跑或跟朋友們去河濱公園騎腳踏車


－－最近做過印象深刻的夢
夢到每個禮拜一都要去樓下仁愛圓環升旗, 結果我跟幾個同事沒有下去,被教官發現, 被罰要寫悔過書,還要用雷射槍打到外太空去給外星人


－－有沒有什麼奇怪的癖好
吃手指....


－－有沒有靈異體驗
好像沒有..........


－－如果能回到過去，希望回到什麼時候？
幼稚園~


－－每天堅持的習慣是
吃早餐 自己泡紅茶或烏龍茶然後加牛奶


－－自己的原則是
沒有原則的原則


－－有在收集什麼嗎
收集亮亮的硬幣........


－－婚禮會怎樣舉行？
穿個牛仔褲+T-shirt............


－－未來的計劃？
沒有計畫


－－如果有一次改變世界的能力，你會？
請大家做環保 救地球


－－一首放在MP3里一直聽的歌
Superman by Five For Fighting

－－最近最大的感觸.
人生無常+計畫永遠感不上變化


－－大家覺得現在每天都過的滿足嗎...?
不滿足啊~


－－維持自己生存的法則？
低調


－－最近最惦記的人或事？
托福成績....


－－春天來了！要談戀愛了吧！
誰規定的???


－－最近在看的書
歐巴馬演講稿....看完覺得世界是光明的.........




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Dear Nicole,
       I'm happy for you that you got a boyfriend recently, and I know that you will never forget friendship when you fall in love, but when you wanna get alone with your boyfriend, please let me know, and I won't blame you~  Because you and your boyfriend have less time to get together, I would love to go home by myself, so please tell me~ Let your boyfriend send you home~~And don't worry about me.

BLACK

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I feel frustrated somtime.
I told my mon that I wanna travel solo in England.
Then my mon blamed me.....
Well.....
I just don't like travel in a group...
That's like watching TV to me.
I like to travel solo because I can make schedule of mine, and I can go anywhere I want...
I'll plan it secretly....


Keep writing in English on my BLOG everyday~~!!
Please tell me if there's something wrong...

Laksa, a nyonya dish, is very delicious.

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Oasis - Little By Little


Written by Noel Gallagher


We the people fight for our existence
We don't claim to be perfect
But we're free
We dream our dreams alone
With no resistance
Fading like the stars we wish to be

You know I didn't mean
What I just said
But my God woke up
On the wrong side of his bed
And it just don't matter now

Cos little by little
We gave you everything
You ever dreamed of
Little by little
The wheels of your life
Have slowly fallen off
Little by little
You have to give it all in all your life
And all the time I just ask myself why
You're really here

True perfection has to be imperfect
I know that that sounds foolish but it's true
The day has come
And now you'll have to accept
The life inside your head we give to you

You know I didn't mean
What I just said
But my God woke up
On the wrong side of his bed
And it just don't matter now

Cos little by little
We gave you everything
You ever dreamed of
Little by little
The wheels of your life
Have slowly fallen off
Little by little
You have to give it all in all your life
And all the time I just ask myself why
You're really here
Hey

Little by little
We gave you everything
You ever dreamed of
Little by little
The wheels of your life
Have slowly fallen off
Little by little
You had to give it all in all your life
And all the time I just ask myself why
You're really here
Why am I really here?
Why am I really here?


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I burnt my money to buy this new wallet.

That's all....just wanna show off.

Hahaha.....

作詞：Summer HSU　
作曲：Summer HSU　
編曲：小毛@輕鬆玩

那兒風光明媚　溫暖的陽光　

湛藍的海水三兩隻慵懶土狗   賴在馬路中間睡

那兒風光明媚　eh~　那兒風光明媚

那兒風光明媚　唱不完的歌 嗑不完的音樂

啤酒香煙都不會醉　搖擺不停的country music

那兒風光明媚　eh~　那兒風光明媚

既然如此　你就該拋棄負累

大辣辣的享受　陽光下被曬傷得滋味

月有陰晴　潮起也有潮退

你也要試著　去欣賞　不完美的美

那兒風光明媚　eh~　看你怎麼去追

這兒的風光明媚　eh~ 　看你怎麼體會




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