Zhao's Yap 昭的嘰嘰喳喳

我總是後知後覺，現在才知道Barenaked Ladies曾在1991年出了一這首Be My Yoko Ono的歌。對這個美國樂團Barenaked Ladies裸體仕女的印象還不錯，他們走另類搖滾路線，很有幽默感的那種。這首歌對Yoko Ono十分正面，有點要為她平反的意味，只不過還是免不了隱藏父權思想，副歌的部份重複著： You can be my Yoko Ono, you can follow me wherever I go. 喂，為何就不能是You can be my Yoko Ono, I will follow you wherever you go. 或是I will be your John Lennon, you can take me wherever you go. 還有，什麼If I was John and you were Yoko, I would gladly give up musical genius...，約翰藍濃哪有因為小野洋子放棄他的音樂創作呀！？他的創世傑作 Imagine (想像)是跟小野洋子在一起以後才寫的耶！這些寫歌的人也真是的，要幫Ono平反就要認真點，也不用功把狀況搞清楚。
"Be My Yoko Ono"

If there's someone you can live without,
then do so.
And if there's someone you can just shove out;
do so.

[Chorus]
You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my,
Be my Yoko Ono.

Isn't it beautiful to see two people so much in love?
Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand and hand in glove.
Now that I'm far away it doesn't seem to me to be such a pain.
To have you hanging off my ankle like some kind of ball and chain.

[Chorus]

Oh no, here we go, our life is just one big pun.
Oh no, here we go as Yoko sings
Aieee!

I know that when I say this,
I may be stepping on pins and needles;
But I don't like all these people
slagging her for breaking up the Beatles.
(Don't blame it on Yokey)
if I was John and you were Yoko,
I would gladly give up musical genius,
just to have you as my very own, personal Venus.