情婦     
                                                                                                              
 一對夫婦正在餐廳用餐，忽然一位妖嬌美女走上前來 和 先生親熱的打招呼。
                                                                                                         
美女離開後，太太問：「那女人是誰？」
                                                                                              
「如果妳非知道不可的話？」丈夫答：「她是我的情婦。」
                                                                                                    
「妳的情婦？」太太怒道：「太過份了，我們離婚！」
                                                                                                       
「妳確定要放棄現有的豪宅、佣人、賓士車、珠寶、貂皮大衣，還有夏威夷豪華大別墅嗎？」丈夫問。
                                                                                                   
 太太沒答腔，兩人繼續默默吃飯。
                                                                                           
過了很久，太太終於用手碰碰丈夫。
                                                                                                      

「那邊那個人不是王總嗎？」太太問：「他身邊那個女人是誰？」
                                                                                                         
「是他的情婦。」丈夫答。「喔？」太太若無其事地邊喝咖啡邊說道：「我們的漂亮多了！」
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                      
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知不知道我是誰
                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                  
 有一天～一位想訂機票的客戶很不滿女服務員的態度，於是客戶打電話去給該航空公司的總經理室抱怨 ~~~ 
客戶：總經理啊！你不知道你們的服務員態度很差ㄟ！
                                                                         
總經理：應該不會吧！
                                                                                 
客戶：不然，你自己假裝是客戶，打電話去不就知道了。
                                                                                              
果然，那服務員態度真的很差，所以總經理生氣了。 
                                                                                              
總經理：你知不知道我是誰啊？你敢這樣講話？
                                                                                                          
服務員：我管你是誰啊！
                                                                                      
總經理：公司大大小小的事都得歸我管，我是妳的 -- 總經理！
                                                                                              
服務員：哦！你是總經理啊！那你知不知道我是誰～
                                                                                                     
總經理：不知道！服務員：那就好！．．．． (於是服務員趕緊把電話掛上了 )
                                                                                                              
 總經理：我咧.. ！@#$%^&()... 
                                                                                           
                                                                                              
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公豬 
                                                                                                                      
一個專養母豬的豬場，為了維持豬場內豬隻的數量，在母豬群中放養了一隻公的豬。
                                                                                                                          
但是時間久了，這隻公豬也老了，開始有點力不從心，於是牧場的主人又買了一隻新的公豬來擔任維持豬隻數量的工作。 
                                                                                                              
至於那隻老公豬，由於過去數年來，牠沒有功勞也有苦勞，所以主人還是繼續放牠在母豬群裡逍遙。
                                                                                                       
有一天，主人去巡視豬場，看見老公豬氣喘噓噓地趴在地上。
                                                                                                                  
豬場主人走近說：你年紀大了就收斂一點，不要作這麼多。
                                                                                                                             
老公豬一臉無辜的說：你難道不能告訴那隻新來的，我不是母豬！ 
                                                             
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