迷子的狗窩

好耐無打BLOG...就算見我UPDAY既都係COPY人地既野
好喇...點解心血來潮打呢~~
就因以下一段對話..........

我班主任突然問我一句:XXX(迷子本名),聽講你有玩COSPLAY嗰喎?
迷子:(大滴大滴汗).......吓(點解佢會知嫁...咩事!?我又無同學講過.我試哂全班都無人係宅,應該唔會係秋然見到我掛,就算見到都認唔到啦,我自己都認唔到啦...點解佢會知)...嗯....好耐無玩啦,呢D野...(好朋友都知所謂既好耐都真係得個咁耐吓)
班主任:哦...咁點解你會COSPLAY既?
迷子:(汗)嘛...(腦內一閃)因為識人快囉...
班主任:嗯?係咩,真係會識人快?
迷子:係~當然係啦,即係好似你見到個扮緊小丸子既人...一睇就知佢好鍾意小丸子...
就去同佢吹兩句...然後好啱咀形咁大家好快FD左囉~~(MISS...個答案滿足左你啦...唔好再追問我啦..我唔係好想俾現實世界(?)D人知我有玩呢味野(天音:咩呢味野...講到好似D咩咁)嫁
班主任:嗯...咁係咪好花錢
迷子:(頂唔好再問啦...)呀...係阿..都幾花錢下...我都用左近萬蚊啦
班主任:哇,都真係洗幾多下喎...咁你玩左幾耐呀?
迷子:(家下做問卷調查咩,問咁多)兩年左右啦...係呢,點解你知既...
班主任:哦...你估下,仲有邊個?
迷子:哦...
班主任:係囉...
迷子:(鬆一口氣...終於唔問啦).....

不過上面既唔係真係我點解COSPLAY既原因...下面答你

我遲D先打啦XDDD