====又是手忙腳亂的拉客時間====
                                                                               
我（密）：請問有經驗嗎？^^
                                                                               
不具名（密）：沒有經驗，有意識
                                                                               
DY：沒有意識，就住醫院了啦
                                                                               
我：有個弱智兒童呆呆……
                                                                               
公會沒人回我
                                                                               
我：弱智兒童呆呆
                                                                               
依舊沈默
                                                                               
我：我可以不組他嗎= =+
                                   
米米：……
            我以為你在罵殺死……
                                                                               
====載與不載，這是個問題====
                                                                               
殺死：先抽鑰匙吧
                                                                               
火星：聯誼喔
                                                                               
米米：我回去挖礦了……
                                                                               
殺死：你看不起我喔
            我會斜坡衝鋒，我們一起死   <---誰敢搭你的車
                                                                               
火星：我硬上亡念     
                                                                               
殺死：我車上沒人= =
                                                                               
米米：我不想啊！！！    <---已經在哭了
                                                                               
殺死：快喔，斜坡衝鋒，很爽
                                                              
外找：這樣就OK了
                                                                               
米米：那我勒
                                                                               
殺死：快上我啊，我準備好了
                                                                               
米米：……
                                                                               
（很不甘願的上車後）
                                                                               
米米：殺死你要去哪……
           下坡啦……
                                                                               
殺死：＝ ＝
                                                                               
米米：SE我跟你換……
                                                                               
殺死：等等給你斜坡衝鋒喔＝ ＝   <---惱羞成怒？
                                                                               
米米：殺死這台  HP才150萬！
                                                                               
我：米米覺得這台車  不夠拉風

米米：YA～SE我跟你換
                                                                               
殺死：下次不要穿，只有兩萬最威= =
                                                                               
我：那是腳踏車
        有看過  腳踏車把妹的嘛！！！
                                                                               
====有練補職的人最可憐，到哪人家都叫你開補====
                                                                               
DY：你們去釣魚，我做鮮魚宴
                                                                               
火星：可以罵你  幹  嗎
            組我法師，我自己釣
                                                                               
DY：我分給大家吃耶
                                                                               
火星：我也是啊，組我法師咩
                                                                               
DY：少一補
                                                                               
火星：你可以轉，以為我傻的啊

====DY不在的時候，就換米米倒楣要帶隊====
                                                                               
米米：待會法師先殺……
      被冰的也先殺……救才對！
                                                                               
我：米米有怨氣
                                                                               
米米：看到落石要躲
            被打到的請去罰寫我是大笨蛋1000次
            被閃霜冰到的……
            下次別來了……
                                                                               
我：我賭米米會被冰
                                                                               
米米：還有問題嗎？
                                                                               
我：有  罰寫的可以用電腦COPY嗎？
                                                                               
米米：不行！！！
                                                                               
殺死：我都用覆寫紙

====殺死也會洗手做羹湯了！====
                                                                               
（做了一桌豬以後）
                                                                               
殺死：魚ㄟ= =
                                                                               
米米：後面有魚耶
                                                                               
烏賊：前面有豬耶
                                                                               
米米：我要吃魚
                                                                               
殺死：被比下去了（淚奔）
                                                                               
殺死：先吃豬，再吃魚
            不要辜負我