微小的光 http://blog.yam.com/childrendreams Myself zh-tw blog.yam.com All Rights Reserved 情話解碼器＜暑期限定＞NO.9~10 <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="新細明體"><strong><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">9.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">妳該減肥了。</span></font></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> <p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">X</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">光片解析</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">: <br /></span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">如果你的女友、老婆嫌你的房子太小、租來的房間太擁擠，你就這麼回答她吧！<br /></span><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體">(p.s.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">後果自負</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體">)</span></font></p> </span></font></p> <a href="http://blog.yam.com/childrendreams/article/2912366">(觀看全文...)</a> 9.妳該減肥了。

X光片解析:
如果你的女友、老婆嫌你的房子太小、租來的房間太擁擠，你就這麼回答她吧！
(p.s.後果自負)

(觀看全文...) ]]> http://blog.yam.com/childrendreams/article/2912366 情話解碼器 Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:59:04 +0800 情話解碼器＜暑期限定＞NO.7~8 <strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體">7.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">最近一部很棒的電影快下檔了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我們要不要約去一起看</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體"><strong>?<br /><br /></strong> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">X</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">光片解析</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">:<br /></span><font size="2"><span>他當然想釣妳，但不幸的是他是文明人：必須裝成有文化品味的君子，<strong>不能一開始就約妳在賓館搞</strong>，所以他只好約妳在電影院見----</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">先坐靠近一點，然後關燈，片子演什麼不重要，兩個小時夠他慢慢碰妳的手臂、餵妳吃爆米花</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&hellip;&hellip;</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">如果這是一部恐怖片，那妳就抓著他不要放手最好；如果是爆笑喜劇片，把妳逗笑了，看他也會比較順眼；如果是悲劇，把妳弄哭了更好，他才可以拿出早上剛洗好噴了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Boss NO.1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">香味的手帕溫柔的幫妳拭淚，還可以順勢摟摟妳，接下來一切都好辦；如果是愛情文藝情色片，那</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&hellip;&hellip;</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">請專心看電影把主角當成自己移情一下，待會馬上就來<strong>按表操課</strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">&hellip; </span></font></p> </span> <a href="http://blog.yam.com/childrendreams/article/2791197">(觀看全文...)</a> 7.最近一部很棒的電影快下檔了,我們要不要約去一起看?

X光片解析:
他當然想釣妳，但不幸的是他是文明人：必須裝成有文化品味的君子，不能一開始就約妳在賓館搞，所以他只好約妳在電影院見----先坐靠近一點，然後關燈，片子演什麼不重要，兩個小時夠他慢慢碰妳的手臂、餵妳吃爆米花……如果這是一部恐怖片，那妳就抓著他不要放手最好；如果是爆笑喜劇片，把妳逗笑了，看他也會比較順眼；如果是悲劇，把妳弄哭了更好，他才可以拿出早上剛洗好噴了Boss NO.1香味的手帕溫柔的幫妳拭淚，還可以順勢摟摟妳，接下來一切都好辦；如果是愛情文藝情色片，那……請專心看電影把主角當成自己移情一下，待會馬上就來按表操課…

(觀看全文...) ]]> http://blog.yam.com/childrendreams/article/2791197 情話解碼器 Mon, 31 Jul 2006 17:49:25 +0800 情話解碼器＜暑期限定＞NO.4~6 <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font size="3"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體">4.</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體">這樣下去也不是辦法<span lang="EN-US">......<br /><br /></span></span></b></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><font face="Times New Roman">X</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">光片解析</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><font face="Times New Roman">:<br /></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">這句話之後通常只有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">種後續</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><font face="Times New Roman">-------<br />a.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">除了買鑽石，還能怎麼辦</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><font face="Times New Roman">!?<br />.b.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我們之間是不會有結果的，還是分手吧！</span></p> <a href="http://blog.yam.com/childrendreams/article/2735964">(觀看全文...)</a> 4.這樣下去也不是辦法......

X光片解析:
這句話之後通常只有2種後續-------
a.除了買鑽石，還能怎麼辦!?
.b.我們之間是不會有結果的，還是分手吧！

(觀看全文...) ]]> http://blog.yam.com/childrendreams/article/2735964 情話解碼器 Thu, 27 Jul 2006 01:59:21 +0800 情話解碼器＜暑期限定＞NO.1~3 <div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">昨天看到一則很殘忍而嚴肅的廣告</span></div> <div> <div><b></b></div> <b>&nbsp;</b></div> <div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"></span></div> <a href="http://blog.yam.com/childrendreams/article/2518282">(觀看全文...)</a> 昨天看到一則很殘忍而嚴肅的廣告
 
(觀看全文...) ]]> http://blog.yam.com/childrendreams/article/2518282 情話解碼器 Thu, 06 Jul 2006 21:23:00 +0800