慶祝，哈老爺三十五歲大壽!!!!!!!特請哈比豬來用中文說個故事。

哈老爺＝哈比豬
Ooop!!! 他很討厭我叫他大老爺，他說他還不老還沒當爺爺。
看他嘟嘴用中文抱怨，真的亂有趣。哈。

故事的開頭，他忘了解釋那位金髮大眼女孩只有三歲。
另，他突然手舉起來是要我閉嘴，我又想幫他英翻中，告訴他中文怎麼說。

喔～Well‧他的中文真的比我的英文好。XD
想聽影片請入內，故事本來很有趣，被他說一說有點冷掉捏。

補充一下，
那位六歲三歲的澳洲金髮小孩(影片中我以為小孩是六歲，口誤)，
不知道China(中國)跟Chinese(中國人)，這兩個單字，兩者之間有啥不同。

因為她家有一個來自中國的國際學生，
所以在她小小孩的世界觀，這個地球除了「澳洲人」就是「中國人」。
所以當她看見黑人，她就問出這樣的問題「Are you a CHINA?」

以下是他寫的英文版故事。。

"Are you a China?"
OK, so picture this. One of my workmates has a 3-year-old daughter, a little Australian girl with blonde hair and huge blue eyes. They currently have a Chinese overseas student living with them, the first non-Australian the little girl has ever met. 

My workmate, Beth, and her daughter are in the supermarket pushing a trolley full of groceries down the aisle when they come across a group of ten or so Asians shopping. Beth can’t get her trolley past them, so she says, “Excuse me”. 

The Asians are all very polite and apologetic ... “Sorry, sorry, sorry!” they say as they move aside to let Beth past. Beth pushes her trolley through and continues down the aisle, but the little girl stops in front of one of the Asian girls and stares up up her with her mouth wide open.

 “Are you a China?” she asks innocently.
 “No, actually I’m Japanese,” the Asian girl says in a perfect English accent. 
“You’ve got pretty eyes!” the little girl says. 

Beth notices and comes back to get her. They continue on to the check out, and right in front of them stands a tall, black-black-black African girl with long braided hair. 

The little girl stops in front of her agape, stares up at her with her mouth wide open. “Are you a China?” she asks. “You’ve got pretty eyes!”